Jesus is watching you

  • December 14, 2016 2:43 PM PST

    A low life punk breaks into a house in the middle of the night, and with his little pen light starts looking for something to steal, when out of the dark a voice say's..."Jesus is watching you". This kind of freaked out the dude but he kept looking for something to steal. Once again that voice came out of the dark..."Jesus is watching you". His little light finally makes contact with a parot in a cage. The dude approches the Parot and ask did you just say "Jesus is watching me" and the Parot said I sure did. The dude was relived to find the source of this unerveing statement. The dude ask the Parot what is your name........The Parot said ..."Moses". The dude responsed with what kind of moron family would name a parot Moses. The Parot responded.....the same family that named the Pit Bull Jesus.

     

    Be safe

    Night Dragon

    • 5420 posts
    December 16, 2016 4:12 AM PST

    That's Great!

    • 611 posts
    December 20, 2016 10:21 AM PST

    That's as old as me... almost.

    Still laff at the stupid thing tho.

    Merry Christmas Dragon!

    Edge 'SMH' Walker

    • 58 posts
    December 21, 2016 1:32 PM PST

    Good one.