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Things that make ya say "WHY"

  • October 3, 2016 6:21 AM PDT

    I have a couple of things that make me wonder WHY...

     

    1. Why is it when you turn on the TV or change channels on the TV.....there is a commercial on?

    2. Why is a sack of cereal only 1/2 as full as the box is big

    3. Why does hair grow out of your ears and nose when ya get old, but you can't grow hair on our fore head?

    4. Why does Amazon tell ya there is free shiping, but fail to tell ya your getting charged for handling?

    5. Why do dogs loved to hang there face out the car window, but get pissed when you blow in there face?

    6. Why do hotels / motels use cheap tolet paper so you have to use twice as much?

    7. Why do hotels / motels put a little sign next to the ceiling fire system not to hang things there......I mean who would get on a chair and hang something up there anyway?

    8. Why does Contential Breakfast mean dryed rolls and coffee? ...They make it sound like it's something to get up early for.

    9. Why do some people stop to help a Biker on the side of the road with tools laying everywhere with....."Ya broke down"????

     

    If you have any Why's....List em here

    Night Dragon

     

     

     

     

     


    This post was edited by Deleted Member at October 4, 2016 5:08 AM PDT
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    October 3, 2016 1:52 PM PDT

    5. Why do dogs loved to hang there face out the car window, but get pissed when you blow in there face?

     

    Same reason with bikers. :-)

  • October 3, 2016 2:39 PM PDT

    every Question can be answered with the simple word WHY !

    ITS time to go to work Why see what I mean

  • October 4, 2016 5:07 AM PDT

    RevBigJohn said:

    5. Why do dogs loved to hang there face out the car window, but get pissed when you blow in there face?

     

    Same reason with bikers. :-)

     

    Now that's funny...I don't who you are....That's a good answer

    ND

    • 1832 posts
    October 4, 2016 12:43 PM PDT

    Gosh I have a number of "why" questions. But I can't talk politics here. LOL

  • October 4, 2016 1:15 PM PDT

    Jimmyacorn said:

    Gosh I have a number of "why" questions. But I can't talk politics here. LOL

     

    Brother I know what ya mean.......I've got so much to say about the world of politics, but would rather stay in good graces with Lucky..LOL

  • October 15, 2016 12:21 PM PDT

    LOL HERES my WHY : why is it if i miss my morning glory that day is always CRAPPY never fails !

    • 614 posts
    October 16, 2016 8:47 PM PDT

    Here's a few more...

    Questions…

    2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

    3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

    4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

    5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

    6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

    7. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

    8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

    9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

    10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"

    11. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

    12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

    13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

    14. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK-IN AND CLEAN THEM?

    15. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

    16. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

    17. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MUTE, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

    18. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

    19. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

    20. WHAT W AS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

    21. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

    22. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA? 


    23. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?

    24. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

    25. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

    26. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

    27. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

    28. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?

    29. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?

    30. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

    31. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

    32. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?

    33. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

     

  • October 17, 2016 4:08 AM PDT

    Edgewalker54 said:

    Here's a few more...

    Questions…

    2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

    3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

    4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

    5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

    6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

    7. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

    8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

    9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

    10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"

    11. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

    12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

    13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

    14. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK-IN AND CLEAN THEM?

    15. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

    16. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

    17. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MUTE, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

    18. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

    19. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

    20. WHAT W AS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

    21. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

    22. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA? 


    23. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?

    24. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

    25. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

    26. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

    27. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

    28. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?

    29. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?

    30. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

    31. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

    32. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?

    33. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

     

     

    OMG that was funny...I don't care who you are, that was funny

    ND

     

    • 2 posts
    October 24, 2016 10:09 AM PDT

    Why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways?

    • 832 posts
    December 8, 2016 11:36 AM PST

    Why would you need a hot water heater?  

     

    What you really need is a cold water heater!


    This post was edited by AzRider at December 8, 2016 11:37 AM PST
  • December 9, 2016 4:20 AM PST

    AzRider said:

    Why would you need a hot water heater?  

     

    What you really need is a cold water heater!

     

    Good one!!!   Why heat up HOT water. Actually it took me reading this twice to get it. Hey it's eary and only on my first cup of coffee.

    Night Dragon

    • 1832 posts
    December 11, 2016 2:48 AM PST

    Signs in Braille?

  • December 11, 2016 5:54 AM PST

    Jimmyacorn said:

    Signs in Braille?

     

    That's a good one........Like the braille at the drive up bank window. I bet it say's "Put the tube in here".......ya think if they made it to 

    the drive up ok, they can figure out where the tube goes.

    • 5365 posts
    December 17, 2016 9:26 AM PST

    NightDragon said:

    AzRider said:

    Why would you need a hot water heater?  

     

    What you really need is a cold water heater!

     

    Good one!!!   Why heat up HOT water. Actually it took me reading this twice to get it. Hey it's eary and only on my first cup of coffee.

    Night Dragon

     

    Kind of like Fire Truck....

     Don't send a Fire Truck, I already have a fire - Please send a Water Truck!!!

  • December 17, 2016 10:02 AM PST

    Lucky said:

    NightDragon said:

    AzRider said:

    Why would you need a hot water heater?  

     

    What you really need is a cold water heater!

     

    Good one!!!   Why heat up HOT water. Actually it took me reading this twice to get it. Hey it's eary and only on my first cup of coffee.

    Night Dragon

     

    Kind of like Fire Truck....

     Don't send a Fire Truck, I already have a fire - Please send a Water Truck!!!

     

    Damn Lucky I have never throught of that, makes sense to me!

    ND

    • 1160 posts
    February 2, 2017 12:59 PM PST

    Why is it called a "Watch" when it keeps time would it not be a "time keeper"?

    Why is a Goalie in soccer is some times called a "keeper" when it should be "ball repeller"?

    Why is it "universal remotes" don't control the universe, Woulden't they be "Electronic Controler Device"?  

    Why is a "sign" not called a "seen"?

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    February 3, 2017 6:57 AM PST

    AzRider said:

    Why would you need a hot water heater?  

     

    What you really need is a cold water heater!

    Unless you live in the SW Texas desert in the summer where the 'cold' water temp is often 90°.

     

    • 24 posts
    February 3, 2017 7:30 AM PST

    Why do people say.....Turn left right here.

  • February 4, 2017 5:03 AM PST

    FloridaLarry said:

    Why do people say.....Turn left right here.

     

    Some how that sounds right.....but "Turn Right Left Here" just doesn't cut it.....?????

    ND

    • 77 posts
    March 7, 2017 6:04 AM PST

    Do we sit in a waiting room or wait in a sitting room?

    • 5365 posts
    March 7, 2017 11:42 AM PST

    London Fog recommends dry cleaning for most of its trench coats & rain coats.