March 3, 2016 1:06 AM PST
I've tried to play golf several times and came to relize I had rather shave my head with a "Cheeze Grader" than play that game, but for the ones that love it here are a few funnies for ya:
Ten Best Caddy Responses
Number :10
Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
Number : 9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
Number : 8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes . . . You miss the ball much closer now."
Number : 7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."
Number : 6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so . . .That would be too much of a coincidence."
Number : 5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
Number : 4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "It's very good - personally, I prefer golf."
Number : 3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."
Number : 2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
Bonus
An old favourite . . . About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . . He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy ,
Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems . . .?"
Caddy: "There's a piece of s**t on the end of your club."
Golfer: He picks up his club up and cleans the club face.
Caddy: " . . . other end."
Be safe out there
Night Dragon
March 3, 2016 1:38 AM PST
Not a golfer, but I have hacked at it. These are frigging hilarious so I am steeling the list and sending to my golfing buddies.
March 3, 2016 9:04 AM PST
LOL, funny stuff but not a golfer either I do play a mean game of putt putt watch out for those miniature windmills they a game killer
Another one for the Golfers .......
A Golfer is playing a course he has never been on before, so he hires a local Caddy.
On the first Tee he hit's one way down there.......He turns and ask his Caddy "Is That a Good Place to Be"?
The Caddy reply's...."Well if ya need to take a Shit it is"