Debra and Jack

  • January 8, 2015 6:53 AM PST
     Business was terrible and not picking up. 
    The boss had to fire somebody, and he 
    narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. 
    It was an impossible decision because they were both 
    super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he 
    would fire the first one who used the water cooler the 
    next morning. 

      

      Debra came in the next morning with a horrible 
    hangover after partying all night.  She went to the 
    cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and 
    said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have 
    to either lay you or Jack off." 

      "Could you jack off?" she says. "I already feel like 
    shit." 
    • 3006 posts
    January 8, 2015 7:35 AM PST
    Lmao
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    January 15, 2015 4:45 AM PST
     
    • 846 posts
    January 16, 2015 3:47 AM PST
    Nice

    • 5419 posts
    January 16, 2015 4:32 AM PST