A widowed Jewish lady

    • 2 posts
    November 8, 2013 11:54 AM PST
    A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book


    Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.

    "How are you today?"

    "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

    "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

    "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.

    "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?"


    "Yes, I live over in Cape Coral," he answered, and again he resumed reading.

    Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?"

    With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.

    When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

    The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?



    • 5420 posts
    November 8, 2013 12:05 PM PST
    Am I missing something??????

    • 2 posts
    November 8, 2013 12:10 PM PST
    No, I missed something. LOL
    • 5420 posts
    November 8, 2013 12:15 PM PST
    Okay, now its funny :-) Sometimes I don't get jokes right off so I thought I was missing something !!
  • November 9, 2013 2:29 AM PST
    Sounds like a good at the beach for both :-)
    • 3006 posts
    November 11, 2013 7:17 AM PST
    Lmao good one