Ole and Sven

    • 2 posts
    October 1, 2013 1:00 AM PDT

    Ole and Sven were  drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day  the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to  do.
     
    Ole said, "I vish ve  had somethin ta drink!"

    Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can  drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"

    So they pour  themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely  smashed.

    Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he  feels. In fact he feels GREAT!

    NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! 
    The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?" 

    Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"

    Sven says, "I feel  great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"

    Ole says, "No dat jet fuel iss  great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often."

    Sven  agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."

    Ole asked, "Vat's dat?" 

    Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"

    Ole stopped to think.  "No "

    "Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Iowa"

     

     

    • 2 posts
    October 1, 2013 1:10 AM PDT
    Ole and Lena (also Sven and Ole) are central characters in jokes by Scandinavian Americans, particularly in the Upper Midwest region of the U.S.,
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ole_and_Lena />
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    October 1, 2013 1:45 AM PDT
    lol
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    October 1, 2013 8:44 AM PDT
    Lmaopoor ole Sven
  • October 1, 2013 2:16 PM PDT
    What do u mean by upper midwest? Wisconsin or Minnesota?
  • October 2, 2013 1:26 AM PDT
    Yep.

    Jon