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Talk Like A Pirate

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    • 277 posts
    September 19, 2013 1:31 AM PDT
    Don't yer forget to talk like a Pirate Mateys!

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    • 5412 posts
    September 19, 2013 4:22 AM PDT
    Arrr, gonna get me some booty!
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    • 1362 posts
    September 19, 2013 4:35 AM PDT
     

    Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

    (We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

    10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

    9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

    8. Come on up and see me urchins.

    7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

    5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

    4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

    3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

    2. Well blow me down?

    1. Prepare to be boarded.

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    • 277 posts
    September 19, 2013 6:02 AM PDT
    Aye! Me like to be boarded....
    • 5412 posts
    September 19, 2013 11:23 AM PDT

  • September 21, 2013 5:37 AM PDT
    Arrr!!!! Nobody's mentioned the poopdeck!!!!
  • September 22, 2013 10:26 PM PDT
    Arrr!!!! Let's plunder !!!