• 1855 posts
    May 31, 2013 2:11 AM PDT

    The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

    AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.


    RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.


    AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.


    RANCHER: That would be me

    • 5420 posts
    May 31, 2013 2:32 AM PDT
    I know the feeling :-)
    • 3006 posts
    May 31, 2013 3:56 AM PDT
    LOL good one
    • 48 posts
    June 3, 2013 5:14 PM PDT
    Nice ! Good laugh yet some days so true