Little Johnny's Rib's

  • August 13, 2012 6:46 AM PDT
    LITTLE JOHNNY'S RIB

    A Sunday School teacher was telling the children that God created everything, including human beings. 

    Little Johnny became fascinated when the teacher told him how Eve was made out of one of Adam's ribs.

    Later that week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were in pain, and asked, Johnny, what's the matter sweetie?  Little Johnny replied, "I have a pain in my side!  I think I'm going to have a wife!"

  • August 13, 2012 8:42 AM PDT
    Yup.....That'll do it...lol...
  • August 13, 2012 11:49 AM PDT
    The pain is usually a little lower and centralized if you have a wife.
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    August 13, 2012 12:41 PM PDT
    Wish had know you could do it like that, would have saved me a ton of bar tabs
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    August 17, 2012 8:53 AM PDT
    gotta watch Johnny...