Olaf and the honeymoon..

  • August 12, 2012 12:21 AM PDT

    Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a

     

    lightning-quick kick from a cow... right in his crotch. Writhing in

     

    agony, he fell to the ground.

     

     

    As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He

     

    Said, “How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek

     

    and my fiancé, Lena, is still a Virgin - in every vay.”

     

     

    The doctor told him, “Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint

     

    to let it heal & keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but

     

    leave it on there as long as you can.”

     

     

    He took four tongue depressors & formed a neat little 4 sided

     

    splint & taped it all together... quite an impressive work of art.

     

     

    Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her & they went

     

    on their honeymoon to Duluth.

     

     

    That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal

     

    her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said, “Olaf... you're the

     

    first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez.”

     

     

    Olaf immediately dropped his pants & replied, “Look at dis Lena

     

    ...still in DA CRATE!”

     

     

    • 823 posts
    August 12, 2012 3:22 AM PDT
    Good one!! lol!!
  • August 12, 2012 4:13 AM PDT
    An oldie, but still a goodie.