The Stuttering Cat

  • August 10, 2012 11:07 PM PDT
    Got this from another bike board.

    A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says,

    "Human beings are the only animals that stutter."


    A little girl raises her hand. saying, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could

     become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
    "Well,'' she began,

    "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives nextdoor
    got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the

    fence into our yard!"

    The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary,"

    The little girl said, "It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss,

    Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!"

    The teacher had to leave the room

  • August 11, 2012 12:50 AM PDT
    lol
  • August 13, 2012 6:36 AM PDT
    HAHAHA, Kids, they say the most dangest things!
    • 2 posts
    August 13, 2012 12:45 PM PDT
    Neighbor's cat said "ssss - spit - yowel" and then beat up a coyote.

    Take that National Geographic Channel
    • 611 posts
    August 17, 2012 8:51 AM PDT
    oh that's bad... funny, but baaaad...