Are You An Egg Timer? ...lol...

  • July 30, 2012 7:41 AM PDT
    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T'-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
    My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
    Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
    She explained.....
     
    "The egg timer's broken."
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    July 30, 2012 8:29 AM PDT
    best i heard all year J-man..... effin love it !!
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    July 30, 2012 8:58 AM PDT
    Heading home now to break that egg timer myself. 8^)
  • July 30, 2012 3:51 PM PDT
    In us guy's minds, "We're just 10lbs from major studhood." Ask our wives and we're probably egg timers...lol
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    July 30, 2012 4:40 PM PDT
    Good one LOLhave egg timer will travel !!!
  • August 1, 2012 10:26 PM PDT
    Oops...we burned the biscuits.....