July 23, 2012 12:57 AM PDT
A Manhattanite, an Englishman and an Upstate Redneck are talking about screams of passion.
The Manhattanite said:
"Last night I massaged my wife all over her Body with the finest body oil money can buy, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non-stop for five minutes."
The Englishman said:
"Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with very special aphrodisiac oil I crossed the Channel to buy, and then we made passionate love.. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."
The Upstate Redneck said:
That's nothing!!!. Last night I massaged my wife , you know, all over her body with farm fresh butter. I smeared her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
The Manhattanite and the Englishman, astonished, asked, "Two full hours? ....wow that's phenomenal ! How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"
The Upstate Redneck replied
"Easy, I wiped my hands on the curtains."
July 23, 2012 1:01 AM PDT
Buahahaahaaaaahaaaaaa!
You done that in MY house? I'd make ya run fer yer life!!!
Ride Free
Tweek <3
July 23, 2012 7:11 AM PDT
LOL good one
July 23, 2012 10:22 AM PDT
As I was reading that I was thinking it was going to end with the "Rodeo Position"...
Get sort of 'established' from behind and then whisper in her ear that her sister was better.....and then
TRY AND HANG ON AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!!!
July 23, 2012 11:04 AM PDT
As I was reading that I was thinking it was going to end with the "Rodeo Position"...
Get sort of 'established' from behind and then whisper in her ear that her sister was better.....and then
TRY AND HANG ON AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!!!
You NEVER want to try that with a greased mount - Serious damage can result
Come to think of it it can anyway
July 23, 2012 12:08 PM PDT
As I was reading that I was thinking it was going to end with the "Rodeo Position"...
Get sort of 'established' from behind and then whisper in her ear that her sister was better.....and then
TRY AND HANG ON AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!!!
You NEVER want to try that with a greased mount - Serious damage can result
Comt to think of it it can anyway
Bro, ya have to dig your elbows in, grab a huge hank of hair and shout "YEEHAR!!!" often...lol...
July 23, 2012 3:09 PM PDT
That was funny! The new Arkansas joke is, She asked me to wisper those three words every woman loves to hear. So I whispered in her ear, "Woo Pig Sooiiee!"
