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    • 6 posts
    April 28, 2012 3:25 AM PDT
     Man Sues BMW for Causing ******** – No, Seriously

    After a four-hour ride on his motorcycle, one BMW owner realized that he had a problem. Namely, a problem with his erect *****, which after some waiting would not subside. Now while most of us would cheekily reply that such a state is the sign of a good motorcycle ride, this San Francisco Bay Area native is not laughing, and has filed suit in the Superior Court of San Francisco County (CGC-12-520316) against BMW Motorrad North American and Corbin-Pacific. Saying that the motorcycle and its dealer-installed custom motorcycle seat have caused priapism, the man is suing for lost wages, personal injury, medical expenses, product liability, and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

    The complaint reads:

    “Plaintiff was riding his 1993 BMW motorcycle equipped with a Corbin-Pacific seat. The ride lasted approximately two hours each way to plaintiff’s destination, after which plaintiff developed a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection). Plaintiff alleges that this condition was caused by the ridge-like seat on his motorcycle, negligently designed, manufactured and/or installed by defendants.

    “Plaintiff now suffers from priapism (a long lasting erection), and has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride. He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish. Plaintiff is distraught and distressed because of this. Defendants, and each of them, are liable to plaintiff due [to] their negligent design, manufacture and/or installation of the seat on plaintiff’s motorcycle.”

    Somewhere in BMW Motorrad HQ, a team of marketers are privately high-fiving themselves.

  • April 28, 2012 3:31 AM PDT
    I want one of those seats
  • April 28, 2012 3:56 AM PDT
    Dam its better than viagra or pimobendan, maybe even "see alice" have a great one! "T"
  • May 7, 2012 6:18 AM PDT
    I think its a case of BMW trying to sell more bikes to old farts like me...
    • 3000 posts
    May 7, 2012 10:49 AM PDT
    LOL this is so bizarre as to border on the insane,let alone a lawsuit ovr it!!! Would not be surprised if the litigant has a long history of bizarre lawsuits?? Usually these sorts of people have a history goin way back.
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    • 16972 posts
    May 8, 2012 1:09 AM PDT
    Saddly one of the problems with society today, Sue, sue, sue.

    On the funny side, man I could sell a bunch of those seats.