Dear Abby.....

  • April 23, 2012 6:50 AM PDT
    A very, very difficult question for Abby to ponder:
    Dear Abby,

    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

    I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

    I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

    I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

    Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and rocker arm cover.

    So...is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it to a mechanic???

  • April 23, 2012 6:58 AM PDT

    THAT is so serious!!!  I am so sorry for you!!!

    I would do it myself but, if you aint sure get the mechanic...

    make sure you get the right weight of oil to replace any losses ok?

  • April 23, 2012 7:04 AM PDT
    Great Story!!! Ya Gotta love our Harley's
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    April 23, 2012 7:23 AM PDT
    LOLgood one !!!
  • April 23, 2012 7:56 AM PDT
    lmfao!!! You had me going!!!
  • April 23, 2012 8:06 AM PDT
    macha wrote...
    lmfao!!! You had me going!!!

  • April 23, 2012 8:19 AM PDT
    Funny thing, I put this on my facebook page as well, and within a couple minutes I get a text from a friend saying "Im sorry Rob, I didnt know you and Rae got married, she didnt seem the type, hang in there". I was like "dude, its a joke man, grab a clue" hahahahahahahahaha
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    April 24, 2012 12:22 AM PDT
    HA
  • April 24, 2012 1:43 AM PDT
    TFF! I didn't see that comin!!
  • April 24, 2012 2:33 AM PDT
    RNP8000 wrote...
    macha wrote...
    lmfao!!! You had me going!!!


    Hehehehehe, thats what I like to see...lol...I keep trying to get that effect from some of my posts...lol...I tried for that effect with my obama one...lol...well done matey...