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  • September 16, 2010 1:54 PM PDT
    I used to love her, now i have to kill her. GnRoses
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    September 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT
    well the title isn't all that funny, but the verse that was added is pretty good when it comes to country songs: WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
    AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
    BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
    SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN

    It has all the necessities of any good country song!!!
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    October 16, 2010 12:49 AM PDT
    How can I miss you, if you won't go away?......... Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks
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    July 6, 2011 6:23 PM PDT
    Don't go away mad just go away ( Just go away) - Motley Crue
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    July 6, 2011 9:23 PM PDT
    (Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste........ Tuff Darts
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    July 7, 2011 2:49 AM PDT
    debrajo62 wrote...
    well the title isn't all that funny, but the verse that was added is pretty good when it comes to country songs: WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
    AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
    BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
    SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN

    It has all the necessities of any good country song!!!


    Yes Deb, as DAC said, 'the perfect county and western song.'

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    July 17, 2011 7:18 PM PDT
    She Was Waiting For Her Mother At The Station In Torino And You Know I Love You Baby, But It's Getting Too Heavy To Laugh....... Shawn Phillips
  • July 18, 2011 6:15 AM PDT
    Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

    Have no idea who.
  • July 18, 2011 6:18 AM PDT
    You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

    Roger Miller
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    July 18, 2011 10:34 AM PDT
    'Drop kick me Jesus' 'twas Bobby Bare sjsak1
  • July 19, 2011 2:49 AM PDT
    Thanx Rex
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    July 19, 2011 3:53 AM PDT
    Tonight Long Stick Goes Boom - Krokus

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    July 21, 2011 9:29 AM PDT
    White Punks On dope.... The Tubes
  • August 8, 2011 10:49 AM PDT
    You're pretty when I'm drunk - Bloodhound Gang
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    August 10, 2011 9:42 AM PDT
    The Genie in the bottom of the Jim Beam bottle made me do what I didnt wanna do-Adam Harvey
  • August 10, 2011 9:45 AM PDT
    The Piano Has Been Drinking - Toms Waits
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    August 10, 2011 10:40 AM PDT
    Do you f#ck on first dates-- Kevin bloody Wilson
  • August 10, 2011 11:16 AM PDT
    Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny - The Bloodhound Gang
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    August 10, 2011 12:34 PM PDT
    Santa Claus you c*#t wheres my f#ckin bike- Kevin bloody Wilson
  • August 29, 2011 5:47 AM PDT
    The Ocean is the Ultimate Solution....Frank Zappa
  • September 14, 2011 12:27 PM PDT
    Iv got big balls ac/dc
  • September 14, 2011 1:12 PM PDT
    i aint drinkin any more, but i aint drinkin any less-kevin fowler
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    September 15, 2011 12:57 AM PDT
    cal22 wrote...
    i aint drinkin any more, but i aint drinkin any less-kevin fowler


    Speaking of Kevin Fowler, I just remembered...

    Don't Touch My Willie

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    September 15, 2011 9:04 AM PDT
    There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night..Rolf Harris
  • September 15, 2011 10:52 AM PDT
    The Floppy Boot Stomp---Captain Beefheart