Sensitive man............

    • 823 posts
    April 11, 2012 4:14 PM PDT
     A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect. They end up leaving together.. 
    They get back to his place, and as  he shows her around his apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of cute cuddly teddy bears carefully placed In rows, covering the entire wall!  It was obvious that he had taken Quite some time to lovingly arrange them
    And she was immediately touched By the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along The bottom shelf, Medium-sized bears covering the
    Length of the middle shelf, And huge, enormous bears running All the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an Obviously masculine guy Teddy Bears. She is quite impressed by his
    Sensitive side.  But doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and Continue talking and, After awhile, she finds herself Thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
     Could be the one! Maybe he could be the future Father of my children? She turns to him and kisses him Lightly on the lips He responds warmly They continue to kiss, the passion builds, 
    And he romantically lifts her in His arms and carries her into his bedroom Where they rip off each other's Clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she 
    Responds with more passion, More creativity, more heat than she Has ever known. After an intense, explosive night Of raw passion with this sensitive guy, They are lying there together in 
    The afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently Strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it? The guy gently smiles at her, Strokes her cheek, Looks deeply into her eyes, 
    And says:


     
     

    '"Help yourself to any prize… from the middle shelf!

    • 823 posts
    April 11, 2012 4:19 PM PDT
    Sorry I copy/pasted that and it took some work to fix. I know there are typos but oh well, you get the point..........
  • April 11, 2012 6:11 PM PDT
    I had to steal this for Facebook!
  • April 11, 2012 10:08 PM PDT
    hahaha cute!
    • 395 posts
    April 12, 2012 3:19 AM PDT
    the MIDDLE shelf..i'd have kicked his ass all over and took one from every shelf....hahahahaha..that was funny..( a smart girl would have asked first though)
  • April 12, 2012 3:28 AM PDT
    lmao!! I agree with Lola!! Upon entering the bedroom and seeing the muliple rows of "teddy bears" I think I would have jumped on my broom and darted out the window!
  • April 12, 2012 3:41 AM PDT
    oh I see so I was right about the title of it sensitive man is an OxyMoron have a great one! "T"
  • April 12, 2012 4:36 AM PDT
    hehe
    • 611 posts
    April 12, 2012 8:10 PM PDT
    Oh man... This is an oldie but a grinner still... it's all in fun, right ladies?
  • April 13, 2012 12:52 AM PDT
    LOL....I needed a good laugh this morning.