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Grandpa & Grandma

    • 6 posts
    March 26, 2012 12:52 PM PDT
     Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? 


    Well, here it is: 
    There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time - pancakes, ice cream, candy just him and his granddaughter. 

    One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive and breakfast. 

    When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked. "Not really, Papa, it was really boring. We didn't see a single,  queer,  turbo-dyke,  piece of crap,  horse's ass, Obama loving liberal pinko ,  bat blind call center reject  or  camel humper  anywhere we went!" 

    Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
     

    • 1161 posts
    March 26, 2012 2:23 PM PDT
    Lol
    • 658 posts
    March 27, 2012 12:23 AM PDT
    Damn Brother, That brings back good memories..... lol
  • March 27, 2012 1:05 AM PDT
    hahahahahahaha that was sooo cute!
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    • 16438 posts
    March 27, 2012 1:30 AM PDT

    HA!

  • March 27, 2012 7:06 AM PDT
    That's AWESOME....LOL
  • March 27, 2012 9:17 PM PDT
    Hahahahahahahahaa......EXCELLENT.....hmmmmm, may have to "borrow" this one...lol...
  • March 28, 2012 3:42 AM PDT
    Funny Reminds me of my dad
    • 846 posts
    March 28, 2012 5:58 AM PDT
    Nice, thanks,