could I buy all the satisfaction if I had that much money ?

you could try couldn't you?

could I do it if I had the help of the red light district ?

have you tried therapy?

yes but my therapist fell in love with me and tried to shoot me when she caught me with her secretary !

WOULD STRICTER GUN CONTROL HAVE STOPED HER FROM TRYING TO SHOOT YOU?

stricter gun control is for yuppies right ? gun control for rednecks is being able to hit what you aim at , right ?

Isn't gun control when you use two hands???

why use 2 hands when one has worked for years ?

can I use that quote the next time someone asks about my love life?

if it works why not ?

Well, that makes me wonder....Why doesn't it work.

it works for me but who knows what works for others ?

ask a teenager,they know everything don't they?

if they did wouldn't we all be dead ?

Why is youth wasted on the young anyways?

don't you have to waste it to taste it ?

do you scream for ice cream ?

if I scream, can I have some ice cream?

will it taste like ice cream after what you've been doing ?????????

what do you think I have been doing with it?

Would it still be considered ice cream?

if it's considered ice cream would you want some ?