Dear Algebra...

  • February 16, 2012 5:47 AM PST
    Dear Algebra,

    Stop asking us to find your 'X'!
    She's not coming back! 
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    February 16, 2012 5:58 AM PST
    it was my understanding there would be no math involved........
  • February 16, 2012 5:59 AM PST
    See, you shoulda paid attention in class, now you're gonna have to wing it! LOL
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    February 16, 2012 6:12 AM PST
    screw it...i have a calculator.....
  • February 16, 2012 6:17 AM PST
    Sometin' wrong with my calculator...I put in X and it came back O. What's with that?
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  • February 16, 2012 6:22 AM PST
    Dear Algebra, Y is not a solution it is in fact a question!
  • February 16, 2012 6:42 AM PST
    Now I know why I stayed with business math...do your business and math don't matter.
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    February 16, 2012 7:53 AM PST
    62mph and 12 minutes.....CHEERS BOOF
  • February 16, 2012 8:20 AM PST
    X=5.5cm
  • February 16, 2012 8:23 AM PST
    Brewer wrote...
    X=5.5cm


    Show off! LOL

  • February 16, 2012 8:54 AM PST
    Algebra was easy for the Romans. X was always 10.
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    February 16, 2012 8:56 AM PST
    XXXX IS A PRETTY SHITTY BEER HERE IN QUEENSLAND..CHEERS BOOF
  • February 16, 2012 8:59 AM PST
    XXX makes for some great TV viewing!
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    February 16, 2012 9:00 AM PST
    SINCE I GAVE UP SMOKIN MOST OF MY CLOTHES ARE XXL
  • February 16, 2012 9:01 AM PST
    I have 2 X wives!
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    February 16, 2012 9:04 AM PST
    I HAVE 3 X WIVES AND A LIMP THATS X TREMELY FRUSTRATING
  • February 16, 2012 9:06 AM PST
    Now there's some X tra information!
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    February 16, 2012 9:07 AM PST
    I AM GONNA GRAB A BEER COZ IM X CITED ABOUT MY FRIDAY
  • February 16, 2012 9:12 AM PST
    Brewer wrote...
    X=5.5cm, wrong. 3 squared plus 4 squared = 25 the square root of which is 5.0
  • February 16, 2012 9:13 AM PST
    Y oh Y would I X pect it to be any different, everyday is like a Friday to me, I think I drink too much!
  • February 16, 2012 9:29 AM PST
    Its the pathageren theroy 3-4-5. remember math class.
  • February 16, 2012 9:52 AM PST
    An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide. The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys."Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."


  • February 16, 2012 10:16 AM PST
    Bigbad wrote...
    Its the pathageren theroy 3-4-5. remember math class.


    There was a class on this shit?

  • February 16, 2012 10:21 AM PST
    JonCallihan got it right. I'm suprrised I was able to remember how to figure that.