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So...what's to be envied???

    • 7 posts
    January 26, 2012 2:44 AM PST

    Sorry guys...just had to do it.  This s--t is too funny. Think of it like a work performance appraisal...

    Penis Appraisal
     
    Description: Some things are just never satisfied!!

    I, the Penis hereby request a raise in salary for the following
    reasons:-

     
    * I do physical labour
    * I work at great depths
    * I plunge headfirst into everything I do
    * I do not get weekends off, nor public holidays
    * I work in a damp environment
    * I do not get paid overtime
    * I work in dark, poorly ventilated conditions
    * I work in high temperatures
    * My work exposes me to contagious diseases

    MANAGEMENT RESPONSE:

    Dear Penis,

    After considering your request and assessing the arguments raised, the
    administration rejects your request for the following reasons:-

    * You do not work 8 hrs straight
    * You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
    * You do not always follow the orders of the management team
    * You do not stay in your allocated position and often stray into other areas
    * You do not take initiative and have to be pressured and stimulated to start working
    * You leave the worksite rather messy at the end of your shift
    * You often fail to observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
    * You will retire well before reaching 65
    * You are unable to work double shifts
    * You sometimes leave your allocated position before completing the job
    * And as if that were not all, you have been observed entering and leaving the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

    Please, don't hold it against me....

    Ride Free 
    Tweek



  • January 26, 2012 2:56 AM PST
    Funny!
  • January 26, 2012 3:02 AM PST

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    January 26, 2012 3:06 AM PST
    finally!!!..some one hit it on the head...hahahahahahahaha.......
  • January 26, 2012 3:12 AM PST
    hilarious!
  • January 26, 2012 3:56 AM PST

    • 2975 posts
    January 26, 2012 4:00 AM PST
    Tweek you got too much time on ur hands ; ) LOL
  • January 26, 2012 4:03 AM PST
        I actually have this from a few years ago in my 'humor file' ~ management's response TOO FUNNY!!
  • January 26, 2012 4:20 AM PST
    FUNNY! Thanks Tweek
    • 611 posts
    January 26, 2012 11:07 AM PST
    Oh don't apologize Tweek... I've heard these arguments before... It's like talking to a brick wall, a concrete tube, a steel pipe.... Oh well, I just muddle along, skirting the
    Edge