Stranded on an Island

  • January 26, 2012 12:38 AM PST
     A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

    She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

    "Ten years!" he says.

    She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.

    He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

    Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"

    He replies, "Ten years!"

    She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.

    He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"

    Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"

    And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got a motorcycle in there!"



    • 9 posts
    January 26, 2012 12:46 AM PST
    Didn't see that comin'...buahaahaaahaaaa!!! I LIKE IT!

    Ride Free
    Tweek
  • January 26, 2012 12:47 AM PST
    LMAO!!!!

    Morning Sass!!!
    • 1 posts
    January 26, 2012 1:32 AM PST
    yep.....atta girl Sass the way to a mans heart is through his motorcycle
    • 567 posts
    January 26, 2012 1:38 AM PST
    Great story/joke !!!
  • January 26, 2012 2:10 AM PST
    Lmao!
    • 395 posts
    January 26, 2012 2:23 AM PST
    nice.....
    • 3006 posts
    January 26, 2012 4:04 AM PST
    Good one !!! ; )
  • January 26, 2012 4:11 AM PST
    "they" do think about "other" things .........haha!!
  • January 26, 2012 5:22 AM PST
    hahaha, now thats a clean truthful joke!
    • 611 posts
    January 26, 2012 10:40 AM PST
    Thanx Sass! That was fun and funny... Keep 'em coming!
    Edge Walker