December 21, 2011 1:36 PM PST
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the
window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million
dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline
and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "About a gallon."
December 21, 2011 2:39 PM PST
Lmfao
December 21, 2011 11:08 PM PST
Loved it
December 22, 2011 5:19 AM PST
nice.......
December 22, 2011 8:27 AM PST
The difference between a patriot and a terrorists is who won. Poli = many, tics = a blood sucking creature. If the Senators and Congressmen are suppose to represent the people of the States then why do they get paid by the federal government? Put me down for a case of Zippos
December 23, 2011 6:55 AM PST
Put me down for about two gallons and a Zippo.
December 23, 2011 1:45 PM PST
LOL Good one
December 23, 2011 1:49 PM PST
I've got two gallons and a zippo. Anyone wanna bid a flare? LOL
December 28, 2011 8:07 AM PST
Yep, I'll provide the flare!
Edge
December 31, 2011 3:58 AM PST
Politicians and diapers need to be changed regularly; usually for the same reason.
January 5, 2012 3:53 AM PST
Only thing worse than a politician is a child molester
