It Pisses Me Off When People . . .

. . . point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

 . . . are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

 . . . say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Kiss my ass. What good is a freaking cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

 . . . say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

 . . . say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid $10.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the freaking ceiling. What did you come here for?

 . . . ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

 . . . say something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

 . . . (cops) pull you over and then ask if you know how fast you were going? You should know moron, you freaking pulled me over.

 . . . say "Life is short." What the hells with that??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever freaking does!!! What? Are they going to freaking do something that's longer?

 . . . are waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here butthead!