November 4, 2011 6:29 AM PDT
So this blonde was driving in her suv down the highway when she spotted something out of the corner of her eye...she slowed down as she past it....then backed up and stared at the side of the road....out in the field was another blonde in a row boat, just rowing away to no where.......she shakes her head...pulls over to the side of the road and gets out...she stands beside the road and shouts out at the blonde in the boat "How dare you!!! It's women like you that give us all a bad name! If i could swim i'd come out there and kick your ass!".....
November 4, 2011 6:39 AM PDT
A blond gets a text message, IDK.. she goes to her friend and asks, "What does IDK mean?" The friend replies, "I don't know" so the blond goes off to ask someone else. Again she asks a friend, "What does IDK mean?" The friend again replies, "I don't know" This happens several times, and soon the blond gets frustrated and declares, " OMG no one does!!"
November 5, 2011 6:32 AM PDT
Two funny girls...hahahahahaha
November 5, 2011 7:17 AM PDT
What does a blond owl say?? what,what.......
November 9, 2011 2:06 PM PST
With apologies to those of us who are blonde, who were blonde, or who might become blonde......
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her
husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy
parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks
her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she
replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are
dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
Said...
You'll love this...
I know you will...
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..
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"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."
November 10, 2011 1:51 AM PST
roflmao,nothing like a good blonde joke in the morning !!
thanks ladys!!!
November 10, 2011 2:12 AM PST
Yes, ladys thank's for the morning chuckle.
November 10, 2011 2:47 AM PST
oh god, debra jo...i can't top that one..you win,hahahahaha
November 10, 2011 10:19 AM PST
Two blondes walked into a building...............you'd think one of them would have seen it !
November 10, 2011 1:20 PM PST
Omg Debra Jo.........LMAO
November 10, 2011 8:13 PM PST
Good ones guys - here's another:
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."
November 11, 2011 10:11 PM PST
three pregnant blondes are discussing the sex of their future babies, and how they were concieved...
Blonde 1..." well, I was on top, so I probably will have a boy"
Blonde 2..." I was underneath, so chances are it will be a girl"
Blonde 3... " Oh shit !! puppies!!!"
November 12, 2011 6:31 AM PST
The forth one said with a twinkle in her eye,"I swallowed so I'll prob have twins!"
November 12, 2011 4:37 PM PST
The doctor came in and told a blonde that she had a baby girl ,Blonde said to doctor ,Is it Mine ~~~
November 13, 2011 5:06 AM PST
Blondes tiptoe past the medicine cabinet because they don't want to wake the sleeping tablets
November 13, 2011 5:59 AM PST
On a recent fishing trip to a river I had not been to before, I saw a blonde woman across the water and asked her "How do I get to the other side?" She shouted back to me, "You ARE on the other side!"
November 16, 2011 1:56 PM PST
This guy comes home from work one afternoon to his wife(who is blonde) He asks "Honey, what did you do today?" Her reply was "I filled the saltshaker". Mystified, the husband asked why it took all day to do that. The wife replied "Its awfully difficult to get it through those little holes!"
November 16, 2011 6:31 PM PST
I know I'm blonde, and I've heard the jokes over 40 years, but I'd like to know, are the jokes really just about blondes, cause I've never heard one about a blonde man yet.
November 16, 2011 10:34 PM PST
An old married couple was at home watching TV.
The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said :
"For God's sake ,Wayne !!!
Leave it on the porn channel!,
You already know how to fish"!!
November 16, 2011 11:36 PM PST
2 blonds volunteered to help build homes with habitat for humanity. the one blond, observed the other looking at nails she pulled out of her pouch, then she would either use one,or thro one away. she asked her friend, " why are you throwing almost half the nails away?". the blonde replied," they are pointing the wrong way". the second blond said, " you silly thing, those are for the other side of the house!". yeah, i groaned when i heard it to. ;D
November 17, 2011 12:09 AM PST
Did you hear about the blonde quality control inspector that worked at the M & M factory. She got fired for throwing out all the W's.
December 1, 2011 1:12 PM PST
I know I'm blonde, and I've heard the jokes over 40 years, but I'd like to know, are the jokes really just about blondes, cause I've never heard one about a blonde man yet.
NON Blondes make them up cause thats all they have to do at home alone on sat nights lol
December 1, 2011 2:11 PM PST
OMG! *lol*
December 1, 2011 2:15 PM PST
I know I'm blonde, and I've heard the jokes over 40 years, but I'd like to know, are the jokes really just about blondes, cause I've never heard one about a blonde man yet.
I just made the same observation on my paper for Stereotype Threat at school....
December 1, 2011 11:33 PM PST
funny girls...
