The Ticket......

    • 2072 posts
    October 12, 2011 2:50 PM PDT

    Working people frequently ask retired people what
    they do to make their days interesting.
    Well, for example, the other day, Cindy my wife and I
    went into town and visited a shop.

    When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

    We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
    how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
    He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
    I called him an “asshole” . He glared at me and started
    writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

    So Cindy called him a “shit head”. He finished the
    second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
    Then he started writing more tickets.
    This went on for about 20 minutes.
    The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

    Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
    and went home.

    We try to have a little fun each day now that we're "Older".

    It's important at our age.


    • 395 posts
    October 13, 2011 2:36 AM PDT
    nice......mean, but nice
  • October 13, 2011 7:57 AM PDT
    Can you give me an address that can send all of these tickets to...........:(
  • October 15, 2011 9:51 AM PDT
    hahaha,,,didn't see that comming...
    • 567 posts
    October 15, 2011 11:31 AM PDT
    Yep. You don't wanna mess with folks with gray in their hair. They've got experience and craftiness on their side. LOL
    • 1161 posts
    October 16, 2011 7:16 AM PDT
    OMG!!! I needed that laugh!!