A politician, a lawyer and a biker were on safari over in Africa when they got captured by cannibals.  They formed a circle and threw the politician out in the middle and said, "we're going to eat all of your meat, give the bones to the dogs and make a canoe out of your skin.  We will torture you slowly or if you are a real man you will take your own life."  Then they held out a knife and the politician grabbed it a slit his own throat with it.

Then they grabbed the lawyer and said, "we're going to eat all of your meat, give the bones to the dogs and make a canoe out of your skin.  We will torture you slowly or if you are a real man you will take your own life."  they held out the knife and the lawyer plunged it into his heart.

Then they throw the biker in the middle of the circle and say, "we're going to eat all of your meat, give the bones to the dogs and make a canoe out of your skin.  We will torture you slowly or if you are a real man you will take your own life."  They hold out the knife and the biker takes it and begins to stab himself all over head to toe.  The cannibals ask him what he is doing and the biker replied, "Fu*#ing up your canoe man!"

NIce thanks,

yes nice........

Damn, I thought when they threw him the knife, he would turn on them and kick their asses or die trying! Still gotta chuckle outta the joke tho.... Thanx for sharing!

no..that's what YOU would do.......hahaha...