Bloody Kids

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    September 21, 2011 8:08 AM PDT
    Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
    Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

    When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
    Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
    ...
    His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
    Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
    When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
    The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
    Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

    "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

    "That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be f*cked if he needed glasses
    CHEERS BOOF
    • 580 posts
    September 21, 2011 9:33 AM PDT
    LMAO Boof (o:
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    September 21, 2011 10:41 AM PDT
    wha'd he say?
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    September 22, 2011 9:22 PM PDT
    LMFAO!!!!!
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    September 23, 2011 12:38 AM PDT
    Thanks, Just what I need to start the day.
  • Brl
    September 23, 2011 1:53 AM PDT
    thank, now its friday
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    September 23, 2011 3:12 AM PDT
    LOL thanks for sharing this !
  • September 23, 2011 3:18 AM PDT
    love it when I get looked at weird by co-workers cuz i just bust out laughing.. Thanks for that!
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    September 23, 2011 11:50 AM PDT
    could imagine a kid actually saying that.......
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    September 23, 2011 1:50 PM PDT
    well, he told the truth, can't whack him for that