A cannibal was walking through the jungle And came upon a restaurant operated by a
fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.... Tourist:$5.00 Broiled Missionary:$10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one of those suckers"?
"It takes all morning."
