Motorcycle Forums » Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes

    • 86 posts
    September 3, 2011 3:59 PM PDT
    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.

    The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

    "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked...
    "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

    So she does... And it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

    After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. Why are you committing suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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    • 1504 posts
    September 3, 2011 4:04 PM PDT
    lol,, that;s bad
  • September 3, 2011 4:52 PM PDT
    Tooweee.
    • 610 posts
    September 3, 2011 6:40 PM PDT
    seen it...
    hated it....
    laffed anyway... ya bast*rd....
    • 1160 posts
    September 4, 2011 12:35 AM PDT
    And then it happened.... LOL
    • 567 posts
    September 4, 2011 4:03 AM PDT
    Yuck !!!
    • 6 posts
    September 4, 2011 9:52 AM PDT
    That's just wrong....
  • September 15, 2011 4:06 AM PDT
    Its funny if it wasn't you.