A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a
flight to Texas . After the
plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and
soda, which was brought and
placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he
would like a drink. Appalled,
the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and
taken advantage of by women of ill-repute,
than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."