Preacher: “We must learn to live with everyone even our enemies. Is there anyone here who doesn’t have enemies?”

Sister Ruth: Raises her hand

Preacher: “Sister Ruth. That is amazing! You must come to the pulpit and tell the rest of us how you managed to achieve this feet.”

Sister Ruth: Quite elderly, walking with a cane, Ruth slowly approached the pulpit. She got in front of the microphone and said “I out lived the Bs!!!”