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Things that are hard to say when your drunk

    • 2072 posts
    March 30, 2011 11:10 AM PDT
    Things that are hard to say when you are drunk;

    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon
     
    Things that are Very difficult to say when you are drunk;
     
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalism
    3. Passive-aggressive Disorder
    4. Transubstantiation
     
    Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you are drunk;
     
    1. No thanks; I'm married
    2. No thanks; I've had enough to drink tonight.
    3. Sorry, but you really aren't my type.
    4. No thanks; I'm not hungry
    5. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    6. No thanks; I'm really not too coordinated and I don't want to make a fool of myself on the dance floor.
    7. I really should be heading for home; I have to work in the morning.
    8. I really don't think I should drive; could you call me a taxi please?

  • March 30, 2011 1:54 PM PDT
    Yeah, all the above!

    • 2975 posts
    March 30, 2011 5:20 PM PDT
    Roflmao another good one !!! #6 sounds like me !!!
    • 21 posts
    March 30, 2011 8:56 PM PDT
    haha!! Classic
    • 7 posts
    April 1, 2011 6:30 AM PDT
    Yeaaaaaaaaah, see, this is why I had to quit drinking. There are so many more I could've added to that list...
    • 2 posts
    April 3, 2011 3:28 PM PDT
    Very funny! *****
  • April 4, 2011 12:09 AM PDT
    Pretty funny, number two was me this weekend....
  • April 14, 2011 3:56 AM PDT
    Too funny...