February 2, 2011 1:43 AM PST
40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE...
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other
for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof...! the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....
February 2, 2011 1:48 AM PST
Thats how my luck works, damn thats funny
February 2, 2011 5:19 AM PST
You definitely have to be careful what you wish for,,,,
February 2, 2011 6:17 AM PST
Good one!
February 18, 2011 11:24 PM PST
Oooooo! ...... A must send for Ex-husbands!
