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    January 24, 2011 2:42 AM PST
    A Country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vise,  secured it tightly, and removed the handle. Next, she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

    The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"

    The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said......

    "Nope....You are!  I'm gonna burn down the barn!"
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    January 24, 2011 3:36 AM PST
    YEE HAW!!!
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    January 24, 2011 3:42 AM PST
    That hurts just thinking about it.
  • January 24, 2011 4:50 AM PST
    OUCH that hurts
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    January 24, 2011 5:11 AM PST
    I can't stop laughing..... hey, he doesn't have to cut it off...... his choice!
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    January 25, 2011 1:56 AM PST
    About a 12 on the pucker scale
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    February 6, 2011 12:02 AM PST
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    February 7, 2011 6:21 AM PST
    Why did I read this with MY legs crossed?? LMAO (o:
  • February 7, 2011 12:44 PM PST
    My Dad told me once, "Once you're married, son; don't go looking for wild women; or you'll find one at home."
  • February 12, 2011 10:23 AM PST
    Good one......
  • May 5, 2011 9:04 AM PDT
    Yep...I married a farmgirl, and am absolutely sure she'd do the same thing in that situation!
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    May 5, 2011 10:27 AM PDT
    Oh damn !!!!