Homeland Security

    • Moderator
    • 1364 posts
    January 6, 2011 10:46 AM PST
    Screening records from the Department of Homeland Security:




    Terrorist Plots Discovered             0
    Transvestites                                 13
    Hernias                                      1,485
    Hemorrhoid Cases                   3,172
    Enlarged Prostates                   8,249
    Breast Implants                        59,350
    Natural Blondes                                 3


    • Moderator
    • 1516 posts
    January 6, 2011 3:20 PM PST
    ...and what does that tell us?!
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    • 1364 posts
    January 7, 2011 3:07 AM PST
    I think a lot of folks are saving money on health care................