The new Apple ITit

  • November 11, 2009 2:28 AM PST
    Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
     
    The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.
     
    This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts …
     
     … and not listening to them.
     
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    • 1516 posts
    November 11, 2009 3:24 AM PST
    Thats a deal compared to how much the non-music ones cost!
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    • 1364 posts
    November 11, 2009 3:37 AM PST
    LOL, Oh my !!!!!!
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    November 11, 2009 4:53 AM PST
    WOW and just think about using them as headphones.....
  • February 3, 2010 2:50 AM PST
    adjusting the sound and stations gotta hury.
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    February 3, 2010 2:53 AM PST
    ronallenochog wrote...
    Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
     
    The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.
     
    This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts …
     
     … and not listening to them.
     


    Now THAT was good, but if the volumn is down to low, will anyone mind if One sticks a tit in the ear to hear better?????

    Night Dragon
  • g
    February 3, 2010 4:12 AM PST
    aye ,...but can u pull out the plug when u get feed up with the noise that come out of it !!