December 12, 2010 11:07 PM PST
Three good ole boys died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The cowboy from Texas fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The logger from Minnesota reached
into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The old Kentucky boy started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The old Kentucky boy replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season Begins . . .
December 13, 2010 9:57 AM PST
Like Bill said, the season begins. How ya gonna argue with that?
December 14, 2010 11:56 AM PST
That's funny...
December 14, 2010 12:49 PM PST
Somehow I just knew this one was going to go south.
December 14, 2010 1:25 PM PST
That is so good I am going to borrow it and share with others.... Good one man...
