Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store.  As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few
shelves set up.

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some old fart is going to
walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a
curious elderly gent walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice
asked, "What are you selling' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a$$-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "Must be doing well...
only two left."

Seniors -- don't mess with them!