Infectious Laughter@Peek a Boo I C U.. Contagious Medicine Pas

  • November 10, 2010 4:12 PM PST

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    "..SmartAss.."

    The Hunter In P Town Cape Cod Shot A Duck And  His Labrado Dillegently Retrived It.. From The Brush

    Out Comes The Game Warden.. Hey Lets See That Duck" Said The Officer.. Upon Receiving The Foul The

    Agent Quickly Inserts His Finger Into The Ducks Rectum.. Studying His Finger's Data, He States, "This Bird

    Is From Kentucky.. Do You Have A Kentucky Duck Hunter's Licence"??.. "Yes" Said The Hunter While Pulling

    A Licence From His Cap And Handing It To The Official.. Glanceing At The Document  The Cop Says "Ok" And

    Leaves.. Within Minutes The Hunter Nabs Another Duck And Again His Dog Fetches The Bird Bringing It

    Back To His Master.. Apearing Out Of No Where Comes The Warden.. "Hey Lets See That Duck".. Repeating

    The Same Performance As He Did Earleier He Slides His Index Finger Up The Ducks Bum.. Removeing It And

    Upon Inspection He Responds.. " This Duck Is From Massachussettes, Do You Have A Massachussettes Duck

    Hunter's Licence??.. Yes Said The Hunter And Quickly Pulls Another Licence From His Hat And Passes It To The

    Officer.. ..The Officer Looks At The Intrument A Little Suprized And Say "Ok You're Good To Go".. Before The

    Agent Turns To Leave He Stops And Asked The Hunter.. "By The Way, Where Are You From Anyway"??.. The

    Hunter Hearing That Undoes His Trousers, Pulls Them Down And Then While Bending Over He Say's.. "Your So

    Smart.. You Tell Me"..


    Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..                                                                             *************************************************

    JohnGz S..o0O UpInSmoke..

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    November 10, 2010 6:40 PM PST
    Mate buy me dinner a few drinks........then we'll see where I'm from.......CHEERS BOOF
  • November 10, 2010 11:53 PM PST
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    ..Alaska's "Department Of Fish And Game" Is Advising Hikers,Hunters, And Fishermen To Take Extra Care And

    Precautions, While In The Forest.. They Advised That All Outdoor Sports Persons Wear A Whistle And Carry

    Pepper Spray.. Also Recommending That They Watch For Fresh Signs Of Bear Activity And Learn The Difference

    Between A Black Bear And A Grizzly's Dung.. Black Bear Poo Is Smaller And Contains Lots Of Berries And

    Squirrel Fur.. Grizzly Bear Poo Has Little Whistles In It And Smells Like Pepper Spay.. ..UpInSmoke JohnGz S..

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    WAITING SUCKS
  • November 25, 2010 11:46 PM PST
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    In Newport, Rode Island, I Noticed Napoleon Riding His Monster Hog All Around Town Visiting All The Biker Hot Spots With A Different

    Woman Every Week.. At One Of These Biker Bars I Was Introduced To Him By A Close Friend.. He Stood Before

    Me 4'5" Tall, Thin Scrawny And Bragging Of All His Grandiose Accomplishments.. By His Side Was A Voluptuous

    Large Woman Similar In Stature To All The Other Big Laddies Seen Seated Behind Him On His Hog.. I Asked Him

    Why He Had A New Chick Every Week And More Specific Why They We're Always Big Girls.. He Replied.. Well

    The Reason I'm With A New Female Every Week Is Because It Takes That Long Before They Realize How Much I

    Love My Machine.. And 2nd, With Lots Of Weight On The Back, I'll Show You That My Hog Can

    Really Haul Ass.. ..Thank You.. ..Thank You Very Much..

    JohnnyGz S..UpInSmoke..o0O



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  • November 26, 2010 12:31 AM PST
    BOOF wrote...
    Mate buy me dinner a few drinks........then we'll see where I'm from.......CHEERS BOOF


    ************************************      999 Lives                      .............


    Ok Boof.. I'll Buy Dinner And Supply The Smoke.. U Buy Your Own Drinks And Pay The Game Warden's Travel And Houseing Expences Including

    Time Needed In His Field Examination Of You.. This Could Be Costly.. Seeings How You're Not Sure Where Your From..

    Johnny Gz S.. UpInSmoke..o0O     

               

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    November 26, 2010 12:38 AM PST
    JohnGzS wrote...
    BOOF wrote...
    Mate buy me dinner a few drinks........then we'll see where I'm from.......CHEERS BOOF


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    Ok Boof.. I'll Buy Dinner And Supply The Smoke.. U Buy Your Own Drinks And Pay The Game Warden's Travel And Houseing Expences Including Time Needed In His Field Examination Of You.. This Could Be Costly.. Seeings How You're Not Sure Where Your From..

    Johnny Gz S.. UpInSmoke..o0O                

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    He got ya there, Boof! 

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    November 26, 2010 6:39 AM PST
    Johnny old mate,I got a feeling that if anyone tries sticking their finger or anything else in my butt, not only will where im from become very clear, but when the ambulance officers load them up their destination will become very clear too ,Game warden or not....LOL CHEERS BOOF
  • November 26, 2010 5:50 PM PST
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    Boof.. I'm Under The Impresion You've Reconcided Your Self-invite.. With That In Mind All Bets Are Off.. No Foul, No Fault, And No Game Warden.. (there goes my commission)

    Now You'll Have To Buy Your Own Dinner.. Smoke's On Me.. Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..

    JohnnyGz S..o0O.UpInSmoke..

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  • November 26, 2010 7:00 PM PST
    *********************************************** 999  ................................... GATE KEEPER

    Reminds Me Of A Biker's Farm In Westport, Mass. Where The Old Veteran Rooster Say's To The New Young Cock Rooster.. Sonny, U Must B My New Replacement.. You

    Bet.. Says The New Bird.. The Old Rooster Sizes Him Up And Say's.. I'll Gladly Give You My Job, But 1st We Must Race To The Gate And I Have A 5 sec

    Head Start.. The Cocky Tyke Agreed And Began Counting.. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.. The Youngster Runs, Shoots Off And Quickly Shrinks The Distance Between

    Them.. As They Get Closer To The Gate The Young One Clearly Is Within An Arms Reach Of The Veteran.. The Farmer Sees The Chase And Say's..

    Honey Hand Me My Rifle We Have Another Gay Bird On Our Hands.. Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..

    JohnGz S..o0O UpInSmoke

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  • November 28, 2010 2:03 AM PST
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    In Conneticut A Trucker Is Observed By A State Trooper Parked By The Side Of The Hight Way.. The Driver Walks Around The Box  Banging It With A Tire

    Iron Jumps In To The Cab And Drives Off.. 10 Miles Down The Road The Trucker Pulls Over, And Again Gets Out and Bangs The Container As He

    Walks Around It, Then Jumps Back Into The Unit.. Off He Goes Wheeling Away.. Later About 15 More Miles He Again Eases Over To The Shoulder Of The

    Road, Repeating The Same Performance, Banging The Sides Of The Box.. The Officer Pulls Up To Him And Asked Him For Lic And Reg.. With Aprovel

    The State Trooper Asked Him To Explain Why He Pulled Off The Road All Those Times And Banged The Box.. Well Said The Trucker.. The Weight

    Station Is Just Up Ahead And Im 5 Tons Of Over Weight..  Banging  Keeps My Load Of Canaries Flying..

                                                                                         
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  • December 1, 2010 2:14 AM PST

    "..Jungle Love.."
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    The Ocean Liner Struck A Reef And Sank 100 Yrds From Shore.. All Were Lost Except For One Man Who Swam To

    Safety On Shore.. A Week Had Passed Before He Was Finally Alerted And Excited By The Appearance Of A Raft

    Moving Closer Towards Him And The Island.. When The Raft Carrying Idividuals Reached Shore, One Of The 3 On

    Board Shouted To Him.. Welcome To Our Little Island.. The Suprized Stranger Asked How Long They Had Been

    Standed Here.. The Leader Said We Have Been Here For 6 Yrears Now.. But Dont U Worry We Have Everything We

    Need To Survive.. Including Sex When We Visit Gorilla Island Which Is Only 2 Hrs From Here By Raft.. Well Says The

    Stranger, U Can Have Those Sex Partyies If U Want, But Its Not For Me.. Ok, Says The Leader, If Thats What U Want, Fine..

    The Following Evening All The Rafters Kept Themselves Eagerly Busy Washing Thier Hair, Ioning Shirts And Fixing

    Themselves Up.. Whats Going On Says The New Guy??..The Veteran Islander Responds.. We're Going Over

    To Gorilla Island For Some Fun.. ..Want To Join Us??.. No Says The New Guy, U'll Never Catch Me There Doing

    That.. Ok, Says The Leader, And With That Said He And The Others Gingerly Board The Raft And Disappeared Into The

    Distant Waters.. A Week Later The Same Behavior Was Observed By The New Gentleman.. I Guess U Guys R Going To

    Gorrila Island Again This Evening ??.. Yes We R.. ..Do U Want To Join Us And Party With The Lady Apes??. Ok

    Says The New Gent.. Early Evening Arives And Off They Go, All Cleaned And T rimed Out, For A Night With The Lady Apes..

    When The Raft   Gets To At Least 20yrs From Shore The New Guy In Excitement Dives Into The Water And Swims To Shore

    Where The Apes Stood Watching And Waiting For He And Them.. He Reaches Shore And Begins To Chase A Gorilla..

    Catching The One Closest To Him.. 1st He Trips Her Up And Quickly Mounts Her And Begins Quenching His Sexual

    Appetite.. When The Other Rafter Reach Shore,  He  Becomes Embaresed And Aware That They All

    Are Pokeing Fun And Screaming In Laughter Hystericaly At Him..  He Yells, Hey Whats So Funny??. U Guys Have Been

    Coming Here To Gorilla Island For Years Doing It..  Because I Now Do This  U Find It Silly.. What's Up With That??.. 

    Well Says The Leader, It Isn't The Fact That U Are Excited Wile Courting A Strage Garrila.. We're Laghing Because You

    Picked The Ugliest One Of The Whole Bunch.

    Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..
    John Gz S..o0O..UpInSmoke..
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     Re-Created~Ash To Ashes..
    Under Construction.. Always Evolving..


    "..Will You Wait For Me??.."          **********************************************
  • December 7, 2010 2:29 PM PST
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    "..Viagra Faults.."

    I Went To My VA Doctor In Providence, Rode Island And Told Him I Needed Some Viagra Because I Arranged An

    Orgy Of Four The Following Sunday Evening With 3 Gorgeous Ladies.. He Told Me I Would Have To Have A

    Physical Examination 1st Because Of My Elder Years.. I Passed The Exam.. He Then Handed Me A Bottle Of

    Viagra And Warned Me Not To Exceed The Recommended Dosage Or Harm Could Accur.. I Left The Office And
             
    Headed Home.. Sunday Came And By 6pm I Had Swallowed 4 Capsules While Waiting.. Monday Morning

    Came Around And I Needed To Be Seen By The Doctor.. When He Came Into The Room And Saw

    My Arm  In A Full Sling, He Asked What Happened.. I Replied.. Them Ladies Never Showed Up..

    Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..
    John Gz S..o0O..UpInSmoke..
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     Re-Created~Ash To Ashes..
    Under Construction.. Always Evolving..
                                                                                                             HomeGrown
       "..viagra liquidation.."                                        ******************************
    $10 I'VE GOT.. CAN I GET $20..
       GOIN ONCE GOIN TWICE..
  • December 7, 2010 4:34 PM PST
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    One Of The Surviving Rafters Began Teaching The Gorillas How To Play Golf On The Island.. One Such Ape is

    Ready To T Off When He Asked The Guy.. What Am I Suppose To Do??.. See That Round Green Spot About 400

    yrds From Here Said The Guy.. Your Supposed To Hit The Ball On To That.. The Gorrila Hauls Off And Wacks The

    Ball, And It Goes Screaming Down The Fair Way And Lands On The Green.. The Man Drives His Ball And It Goes

    150 yrds, and He Hits An Iron Shot And A Second Iron Shot And Finally Lands On The Green.. The Gorrila Always

    Following Closely.. They Get To The Green And The Ape Askes.. What Do I Do Now??.. The Guy Says.. Now U

    Hit The Ball Into The Cup.. The Gorrila Retorts.. Why Didn't You Tell Me That In The Begining ??.

       Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..
    John Gz S..o0O..UpInSmoke..
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     Re-Created~Ash To Ashes..
    Under Construction.. Always Evolving..

    We Race To The Golf Cart!!.. Winer Drives !!..
  • December 8, 2010 8:15 AM PST
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    The C I A Was Accepting Applications For An Assassin.. They Narrowed The Finalists To Two Men And One

    Woman Facing One Final Test.. Each Was Given A Gun And Taken To A Room Where The 1st Man Was Told His

    Wife Was Behind The Door Facing Him.. U R To Go Into that Room And Kill Your Wife.. The Man Refused And

    Droped His Gun And Left.. The Second Guy Was Told His Wife Was Behind Door # 2 And He Must Kill Her.. The

    2nd Man Walked To The Door Holding His Gun High.. Grabbing The Door Knob Suddenly He Cries And Falls To His

    Knees, No I Can't Do It.. The Woman is Told That Her Husband Is In Room 3 And She Must Kill Him.. She Starts

    For The Door Holding The Gun In The Ready.. She Enters And Closes The Door Quickly.. Six Shots Could Be

    Heard Coming from the Other Side Of That Door.. Then Screaming, Banging Walls, And Crashing Sounds Were

    Heard From Inside And Then Complete Silence.. The Door Opens Slowly And Out Comes The Woman.. Wiping

    The Sweat From Her Brow She Say's.. Some Idiot Loaded The Gun With Blanks??.. I Had To Strangle Him..

        Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..
    John Gz S..o0O..UpInSmoke..
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     Re-Created~Ash To Ashes..
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  • December 9, 2010 9:41 AM PST
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    Remindes Me Of The Time The Farmer Out In Westport, Mass. Came Upon His Son Scewing A Cow In The Barn,, Quickly The Farmer Drives Into

    Nearby New Bedford, Mass And Hires A Prostitute Saying.. Go To My Farm On Hix Ville Road And Have My Son Ball U, Here's $50.. U Get Another

    $50 When The Job's Done.. She Arrives At The Farm And Just As The Father Stated She Sees A Young Man Standing On Top Of The Wheel Barrel,

    Pants Down And Pumping Away.. She Approaches And Says.. Can I Help U??.. He Looks At Her And Says No.. She Removes Her Top Layer Of

    Clothing Leaveing On Only Bra And Panties.. Can I Assist U Now W/ A Big Smile On Her Face.. He Glances And Responds, No Thanks And

    Continues Gyrating.. By This Time She Is Hot And Determined, And Peals The Remaining Garments.. Let Me Help U Please.. He sIZES The Sexy

    Dish Displaying Sweet Treats And Shouts.. Ok.. Ok.. Wheel Me To The Next Cow..

    Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..
    John Gz S..o0O.. UpInSmoke..
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                    HomeGrown
    Under Construction.. Always Evolving..
              
    "..Amber Alert.."
    ..Cow Abducted..
  • December 9, 2010 11:51 PM PST
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    An 80yr Old Couple Having Problems Remembering Things Go To The Doctor To Check Themselves Out.. They

    Describe To The Doctor The Problems Each Of Them Are Having With Their Memory.. The Doctor Examines Them

    Both And Announces That There Is Nothing Seriously Wrong But They Should Start Writing Things Down To Help

    Them Remember Stuff.. They Leave The Office And Head For Home.. That Evening The Gentleman Get's Off The

    Couch And Heads For The Kitchen.. She Asked Him To Bring Her A Dish Of Ice Cream While He Was In There..

    He Replies "Sure".. She Tells Him "Write That Down Like The Doctor Suggested So You Don't Forget".. He Replies "No, I Can

    Remember That Myself".. "Please Put Some Whipped Cream On It Too.. Your Going To Forget, So You Better Write

    That Down Please", She Added..  He Replies "I Don't Need To I Can Remember That Too".. "Well" She Says "Please

    Include Some Strawberries On Top And Be Sure To Write This All Down In Case You Forget".." I Can Remember".. "I

    Don't Need To Write That Down" He Says With Much Irritation In His Voice.. He Fumes Into The Kitchen And

    Returns 20min Later Carrying A Plate Of Bacon And Eggs And A Cup Of Orange Juice Along With A Cup Of Hot

    Coffee And Sets The Dish Before Her, And Says "There You Go Sweet Heart Enjoy".. She Slowly Looks At The

    Placement And Begins To Frown.. "It's Nice To Have You Serve Me Breakfast, But I Can See We Have A Problem

    Here.. You Forgot The Toast"..

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    Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..
    John Gz S..o0O..UpInSmoke..
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     Re-Created~Ash To Ashes..
    Under Construction.. Always Evolving..
  • December 10, 2010 11:26 PM PST
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    A Group Of Alcoholic Turtles Went On A Picnic In The Swamps Of North Dartmouth, Mass Carrying A Picnic

    Basket And A 6 Pack Of Duff Beer.. It Took Them 10 Days To Reach The Shore Of Their Favorite Puddle.. When

    They Arrived One Of The Elders Realized The Bottle Opener Was Not In The Basket And Had Been Forgotten Back

    At The Reserve.. He Ordered The Smallest Turtle To Go Back And Retrieve The Church Key.. The Little Turtle

    Said.. No, As Soon As I Leave You'll Start Without Me.. All The Turtles Anxiously Assured Him, That Wouldn't

    Happen.. With Much Hesitation The Suspicious One Finally Gives In And Starts Heading Back In The Direction They All Came From..

    10 Days Passed, Then 20 Days And Finally On The 30th Day The Gang Decided He Must Have Gotten Run Over

    Crossing, Cross Rd In Nth Dartmouth Mass By Beach Goers Headed For HorseNeck Beach In Westport, Mass..

    They Opened The Basket And Begin To Eat.. Finishing Up With His Sandwitch The Elder Grabs The Six Pack Of Duff And Separates One Can From

    The Pack.. Holding It To His Teeth He Manages To Pierce The Can Top.. " Pa-tisssh " Sounded The Can.. With That

    Out From Behind A Rock Comes The Small Turtle Screeching.. ..See, I Knew It.. That's Why I'm Not Going

    Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..
    John Gz S..o0O..UpInSmoke..
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     Re-Created~Ash To Ashes..
    Under Construction.. Always Evolving..
  • December 14, 2010 8:14 PM PST
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      "..Beat Feet To A Different DrumStick.."

    One Day An East Coast Biker While Riding Through The Freetown State Forest, In The Area Of The Infamous

     Bridgewater Triangle, Was Sudenly Passed By A Four Legged Chicken.. The Biker Flexed  The Throttle Wide Open..

    Roaring Loudly The Machine Atempted To  Catch Up To The Foul, But Even At 50 mph The Hen Remain Far Ahead..

    After Running A Couple Of Miles The Chicken Finally Runs Down A Lane That Leads To A Farm.. The Chicken Runs

    Into The Barn And Behind A Tractor.. The Biker Rode Up To The Farm House And Knocked On The Door.. He Told The Farmer

    What He Saw Running Into The Barn.. The Farmer Replied That His Son Was A Genetisit And Had Developed This New Breed

    Of Chicken With 4 Legs So He, His Wife, And Two Sons Could Each Have Their Own Drumstick.. The Biker Said, "Wow Thats

    Fantastic, How Do They Taste"??.. The Farmer Replied..  " I Dont Know, We Cant Catch Him "..

       Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..                                    
       John Gz S..o0O.. UpInSmoke..     

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            Re-Created~Ash To Ashes..
    Under Construction.. Always Evolving..                                                                                            
  • December 14, 2010 8:16 PM PST
    *********** GateKeeper ;;;; 999 ,,,,

    A Texan Golfer Was Sitting In The Clubhouse When His Friend Asked Him How His Game Went

    That Day.. The Golfer Replied, " It Was Terrible.. On The Sixteenth Hole I Sliced  A Shot, Sharp

    And Wild And It Headed Into The Freeway Hitting A Bus, Breaking A  Windshield And Forcing A Golf

    Tee To Pierce A Biker Traveling  In Front .. The Bus Ran Off The Road And Flipped Over Throwing

    Passengers Out Onto The Highway And All Around The Merideian ".. That's  Awful You Must Be

    Shaken Up From That Experience And Not Being Able To Do Anything.. How Do You Feel About The

    Ordeal "??.. He Asked.. With Much Hesitation The Texan Finaly Replies.. "Well, I Think I Should

    Close My Stance  And Shorten My Back-swing"..

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    Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..
    John Gz S..o0O..UpInSmoke..
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     Re-Created~Ash To Ashes..
    Under Construction.. Always Evolving..

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    Cought Leaveing The Scene On His Moped
       Claimed The Golf Tee Was In-Descant..

    In Texas Everything Is Big
  • December 24, 2010 6:57 AM PST
    ".. Baffled Biker.."
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       While Directing Traffic In Busy Downtown Boston A Patrolman Noticed A Chimp Walking Quickly Amongst The Pedestrians.. He Was

    Being Pushed And Bumped By Scurrying Shoppers Doing Their Last Minute Purchases And Nearly Knocking It Down.. The Policeman Ran

    To The Monkey And Picked It Up.. Again Hurrying He Runs Up To A Biker Idling In Traffic And Places The Monkey In The Bikers Side Car..

    With That The Cop Says.. Quick, Take This Monkey To The Zoo..RIGHT NOW.. You Bet Says The Good Samaritan.. The Biker Accelerates

    And Speeds Off Into The Distants And Onto The Express Way.. 2 Hours Pass When Suddenly The Policeman Sees The Biker In Traffic

    Coming Back Towards Him.. As The Pair Reach  Him, He Observes The Chimp Seated In The Side Car Straped For Safety And Eating

    Popcorn.. What The Hell Is Going On ??.. Asked The Patrolman.. Didn't I Tell You To Take This Monkey To The Zoo??.. Looking Puzzled

    And Confused The Biker Replied.. I Did Just As You Said Officer.. We Went  To The Zoo As You Suggested.. Now We're Going To

    The Fenway Park And Watch The  Red Sox Play Against The New York Yanks..     

                                                 ~  ~   ~   ~   ~  ~    % %%%
    Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..
    John Gz S..o0O..UpInSmoke..
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     Re-Created~Ash To Ashes..
    Under Constuction.. Always Evolving..

    ".. Motor Monk Mike.."


  • December 31, 2010 3:11 AM PST



  • January 10, 2011 5:12 AM PST
    ***** 999 ;;;; Gatekeeper ,,,

    "..Facial Attraction.."

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              Tit For Tat

    In An Elderly Biker Retirement Community Nestle In Wareham, Mass An 80yr Old Dominate Woman Waited Patiently For

    Her Husband To Arrive At The Activity Center.. An Hr Had Passed And Still No Sign Of Him..  Frustrated Spaning The

    Day Room Suspiciously, Noticing That  No Other Males Where There.. When At Last He  

    Arrived She Yelled.. "Where The Hell Have You Been".. He Responds, "
     
    I Went To  The Electric  Shop To De-Magnetize My Dentures As The Staff Hinted..

    Why The Heck Would They Have You Do That ??.. She Asked.. "Well,  Dolly, Our Physical Therapist,

    Had Her Nipples Pierced, And As A Precaution All Metal Dentures Are To Be Demagnetized.. His Wife

    Replied, "Ok, I Understand..  So Where's The Rest Of The Boys" ??.. He Responds,  "They Went To The Dentist,

    Replacing Thier Plastic Dentures  For Metal "..

            Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..
            John Gz S..o0O.. UpInSmoke..                                                                               
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    Under Construction.. Always Evolving                                   ~ ~ ~ HomeGrown ~ ~ ~

  • January 15, 2011 11:02 AM PST
    * * * GateKeeper ~ ~ ~ ( ( 999 ) ) ~ ~ ~

    One Biker Talking To Another Ederly Biker In A Biker Bar Says.. Tell Me Again Pops How You Broke Your Leg.. The Retired Gent

    Chimes Off.. Well 2yrs Ago  I Needed To Rent A Room.. I Knocked On This Farmers Door.. He Told Me I Had To Share His

    Daughter's Room.. I Said No Problem And Headed Up Stairs.. I Went To Bed And Quickly Fell asleep.. While Deeply Sleeping

    I Was Suddenly Startled Awake By Her Voice Asking Me, If I'd Like To Do Anything To Her..Drowsy I Said No..  Is There Anything

    That You Would Like Of Me To Do For  You ?? She Asked Again.. I Hazily Responded, Nope.. Once Again She Asked If I Was

    Sure.. I Whispered Drogyly Yes, I'm Sure.. The Junior  Biker Getting Irritated Interrupts In A Strained Voice .. Whats  That got To

    Do With Breaking Your Leg ??.. The old Timer  Recanted Well Last Week  I Was Traveling Along 12 Mile Drive  In Newport,

    Rode Island Riding Along The Castle Coast Ledge Road.. I Was Well Into A Sharp Curve When  Suddenly  I Lost Control..

    The Young Biker Now Confused With New Unrelated Info Barks.. So, Whats 2yrs Ago Have To Do With Last Week's Accident ??..

    The Old Biker Reflects For A Minute And Recalls.. Well it Was Right Then And There At That Sharp Twisting Turn It Dawned On

    Me What She Meant When She Said..    "..U Should Think About It Hard.." 

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         Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..
           John Gz S..o0O..UpInSmoke..
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          ..Re-Created.. Ash To Ashes..
    Under Construction.. Always Evolving
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