early one morning late one night 2 dead boys raised a fight, back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other, a deaf policeman heard the noise, came and got them two bad boys, if you don't believe my story is true ask the blind man he saw it too.

The saw was bent and the hammer unstable...indeed he built a mighty fine table.....

I am so lost on this one!!

"Oh, I see", said the blind man to his deaf wife.

"It's coming back to me now" as he pee'd into the wind........

LMAO!!

Roger: I was lost too - had to google it