The Pastor's Ass

  • August 11, 2010 3:41 AM PDT
    The Pastor's Ass 
        
          The pastor entered his donkey in a race and 
    it won.
      
          The pastor was so pleased with the donkey 
    that he entered it in the race 
    again, and it won again.

      
          The local paper read:
      
      
        
    PASTOR'S 
    ASS OUT FRONT. 

      
          The Bishop was so upset with this kind of 
    publicity that he ordered the 
    pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. 


      
          The next day, the local paper headline 
    read:
    BISHOP 
    SCRATCHES
     
    PASTOR'S 
    ASS.
      
          This was too much for the bishop, so he 
    ordered the pastor to get rid 
    of the donkey.

      
          The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a 
    near by convent.
      
          The local paper, hearing of the news, posted 
    the following headline the 
    next day:
      
      NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. 
      
      The bishop fainted.
      
          He informed the nun that she would have to 
    get rid of the donkey, so she 
    sold it to a farmer for $10.

     
      
          The next day the paper read:
      
          
    NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. 
      
          This was too much for the bishop, so he 
    ordered the nun to buy back the 
    donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run 
    wild.

      The next day the headlines read: 
     
    NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.  

          The bishop was buried the next day.

      
          The moral of the story is . . . being 
    concerned about public opinion can 
    bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your 
    life..

      
          So be yourself and enjoy life. 

      
         Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and 
    you'll be a lot happier and 
    live longer!

    Have a nice day!
    • 1066 posts
    August 11, 2010 5:46 AM PDT
    I've seen this before Taco, but without the visual aide. lol
    • 568 posts
    August 11, 2010 5:49 AM PDT
    'tis very goood and... OH SOOO TRUE!!!
  • August 11, 2010 5:55 AM PDT
    Hollywood wrote...
    I've seen this before Taco, but without the visual aide. lol



    yeah i had to add the donkey in there to make it sound and look better