Little billy came home from school

  • August 11, 2010 1:48 AM PDT
    Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

    His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

    "Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

    "What do you mean?" said Dad.

    "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"
    • 568 posts
    August 11, 2010 1:52 AM PDT


    aahh LOL

  • August 11, 2010 1:59 AM PDT
    LOL!!!!
  • August 11, 2010 2:42 AM PDT
    I've been trolling this site for a month now, and all I ahave to say is Taco.... WOW! Without you and the rest of the gang, my days would be far bleaker.
  • August 11, 2010 2:57 AM PDT
    SCBiker wrote...
    I've been trolling this site for a month now, and all I ahave to say is Taco.... WOW! Without you and the rest of the gang, my days would be far bleaker.
     








    well thanx SCBiker......we are glad to have ya on board in here....there are a bouch of super great people in here to chat with....so sit back and continue to watch cause it only gets better......