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Turpentine vs. Holy Water‏

  • TACO
    July 29, 2010 6:11 AM PDT
    A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.  He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.   

    A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. 

    The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.' 

    The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.' 

    The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's a**, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!' 
  • Deleted Member
    • 1066 posts
    July 29, 2010 7:29 AM PDT
    Taco that one never, and I mean never gets old. Lol
  • BlvdCruiser
    • 2072 posts
    July 29, 2010 9:00 AM PDT
    Gotta love little boys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ezzyrider
    • 568 posts
    July 29, 2010 10:58 AM PDT
    WHOO-HOOOOOOO!!! TACO is back! LOLx3
  • Suzithetailor
    July 29, 2010 3:47 PM PDT
    Ya all just keep me crackin' up on a regular basis. Thanks!