A little old Jewish man is walking down the street  one afternoon, when he sees a woman with perfect  breasts.

He says to her, "Hey miss, would  you let me BITE your breasts for $100?"
"Are  you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps walking away.  
He turns around, runs around the block and  gets to the corner before she does. "Would you  let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he  asks again. 
"Listen you; I'm not that kind  of woman! Got it?" 
So the little old Jewish  man runs around the next block and faces her  again, "Would you let me bite your breasts -  just once - for $10,000 dollars?!"
She thinks  about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000  dollars...; Ok, just once, but not here. Let's  go to that dark alley over there."
So they go  into the alley, where she takes off her blouse  to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.   As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and  starts caressing them, fondling them slowly,  kissing them, licking them, burying his face in  them - but not biting them. 

The woman  finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?' 

"Nah," says the  little old Jewish man ... "Costs too  much!"