Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez
were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that
I'm the strongest man in the world, but
how can I be sure?
Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the
hottest man alive but I've never had it
confirmed.'
Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the
sexiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'
They all decided that the best way to find out
if their beliefs were true was to approach the
wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for them
whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt
was the hottest and Jennifer Lopez was the
sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for
lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile.
'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am
the strongest man in the world!'
Brad Pitt followed and boasted it is true, it has
been confirmed that I am the Hottest Man alive!!
Jennifer Lopez walked in, head bent, pissed off almost with tears in her eyes and asked, "Who the hell is "Debra Jo?"
