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Jesus is watching you

  • July 13, 2010 12:11 AM PDT
    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

    'Jesus knows you're here.'

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

    When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

    'Jesus is watching you.'

    Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

    Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

    Did you say that?'
    he hissed at the parrot.

    the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

    The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

    replied the bird.

    the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

    'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
  • July 13, 2010 12:14 AM PDT
    this is a good one
  • July 13, 2010 12:18 AM PDT
    Just like a Damn Gator!!!!
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    July 13, 2010 12:19 AM PDT
    WOW some kind of dog there... Good joke too.
  • July 13, 2010 1:18 AM PDT
    First thing outa my louth when I saw that pis was "JESUS!" so now I know.....good one taco
  • July 13, 2010 1:31 AM PDT
    RandyJoe wrote...
    First thing outa my louth when I saw that pis was "JESUS!" so now I know.....good one taco

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    July 13, 2010 1:38 AM PDT
    ...nice doggy
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    July 13, 2010 2:48 AM PDT
    good doggy good doogy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • July 17, 2010 10:58 AM PDT
    Yep Jesus will bite ya in the ass if ya screw up. Nice teeth. LOL! Joke was funny too. Thanks for the gigles. LOL!
  • July 17, 2010 12:37 PM PDT
    smiling puppy! haha