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A Dad's Response‏

  • July 8, 2010 11:36 PM PDT
    A Dad's Response‏.......

                            I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
                            We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
                            I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
                            The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.
                            My dad kept staring at her.
                            The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
                            When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
                            Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
                            In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………
                            “Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter." 
    • 119 posts
    July 8, 2010 11:38 PM PDT
  • July 8, 2010 11:47 PM PDT
    that's funny!
    • 126 posts
    July 8, 2010 11:50 PM PDT
    I think he did the peacock and the photo is proof!!!!
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    • 17271 posts
    July 8, 2010 11:52 PM PDT
    Better than screwin the pooch...
    • 352 posts
    July 8, 2010 11:54 PM PDT
  • July 10, 2010 1:17 AM PDT
    Age and treachery! Gotta love us old guys.
    • 2072 posts
    July 10, 2010 2:35 AM PDT
    “Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

    Now that sounds like something g would do !!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
    • 1161 posts
    July 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT
    And that is why wisdom comes from the older generations. (Got to love that!)