A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser
and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 5, we have a husband down.'
and that's how the fight started...
GOOD ONE...LMAO!!
LOL.....i said the same thing to my wife......i dont remeber shit for the next three days after that.....
So Taco, tell us.... 
Did she hit you with the facecream in a sock or just drop the case of Bud on top of yer head? 
Sarge...
lol...nope...last i remeber was....we were in the kitchen ware lookin at pots and pans.....i made the remark and next thing i recall was wakin up three days later....thank god we was'nt in the gun section huh?
Was ya wearin the cast mark from that #10 skillet on yer forehead???
yep...and im glad it was a non stick pan too...
Whew looking at the title I was thinking it was bad... Till I saw the rest of it. lol
love the beer joke! had to share with hubby , got a huge laugh
