A Cow, an Ant, and an Asshole are debating who is the greatest of the three of them.

Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day, and that's why I am the greatest!!

Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, and can carry 52 times my own weight, and that's why I am the greatest!!
  
   
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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